Saul Alinsky said that ridicule is man's most potent weapon, and I've tried to use mockery in dealing with Team Kimberlin. When Matt Osborne made a lame joke about my believing myself to be the Sheriff of the Internet out a Blogsmoke fantasy, I began running a series of Blogsmoke old time radio parody scripts. That led to the Blognet and Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign features, all of which made fun of Team Kimberlin.
Of course, Bill Schmalfeldt tried to various competing radio drama parodies. This Johnny Atsign episode from six years ago today made fun of the Cabin Boy's efforts.
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Blognet will be preempted this evening for a special edition of Yours Truly, Johnny Astign.
ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it's time for—
SOUND: Landline phone rings once.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
CALLER: (Telephone Filter) I'd like to order a pizza to go with no anchovies.
JOHNNY: No anchovies? You've got the wrong man.
CALLER: (Telephone Filter) Yeah, yeah. You spell your name Atsign.
JOHNNY: OK. Who is this?
CALLER: (Telephone Filter) Let's just say that I'm a man of mystery with some information for you.
JOHNNY: Really? Information about what?
CALLER: (Telephone Filter) About whom. Perhaps you know her as "Nancy."
JOHNNY: Go on.
MUSIC: Theme up and under.
ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America's fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …
JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
MUSIC: Theme up to music out.Continue reading "Team Kimberlin Post of the Day"
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