So the FDA, finally, while hundreds of thousands have died, has finally approved the PFE vacinne for Covid. Talk about a clueless federal agency?

Thanks but gigantically way too late. What a bunch of incompetent beauracratic assholes. More than a year after the emercency use authorization, the FDA, finally, after 300 million doses adminstered in the usa alone, finally OKs the PFE vacinne? This is obnxously abuse of their apparently slothful role Apparently the FDA arrives every day for work at aroung 8am and leave no later, no later than 5 pm. Screw the global pandemic! Screw the 16 million people who have died. We're working as fast and hard as we can, you know, right up to like 4:30pm when we stop answering the phones cuz we are ssooooooo close to clocking out. You should be so happy we are here at all! Bite me and shut up. We worked sooooooo hard to approve this vacinne, you know, long after giving hundreds of millions of dose worldwide. We can no categorically say that we're pretty darn sure, maybe, that som of the vacinnes are safe.

So, live long and prosper, the FDA has you back. It's just that we might be a little slow in backing you up. Like, kind of after you die. sorry.

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