Good morning and Happy Monday to everyone! Grover has been busy all week trying to find the right humorous humor to share with everyone and he finally found what he was looking for! So, let us get right into the fun right away...
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor Young (who was positive that this old geezer didn't know a thing about medicine) thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000 so he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please get 5 drops from the bottle from drawer 12 and put it in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh! -- This is gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring the bottle from drawer 12 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that's gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (now having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak -- I can hardly see anything!!!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so here's $1000 back." (Gives him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story: Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer."
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Life hack...You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed simply by forgetting your wife's birthday.
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Lawyer: "Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?"
Barney: "No sir. I ain't got no money, but I do got a 1928 Ford Car!"
Lawyer: "Well you can raise money on that. Now let's see, just what do they accuse you of stealing?"
Barney: "A 1928 Ford Car."
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I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.
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Well, there we have it for this fine Monday morning, I hope you all enjoyed Grover's selections for today. Have a wonderful Monday and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
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