Muffin's Monday Chuckles! #5

stevescountry

Apr 17

Hi everyone to all my favorite human readers! (That you!) It me, Muffin! I back with more funny funnies for you to enjoy today. I been busy lots finding these so you can have chuckles and laughs to start your Monday morning, or any other time too. Here we go, get ready to haha...

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When I was young, I was poor. But after several years of hard work, I am no longer young.

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It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.

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A woman had an attack of laryngitis and lost her voice completely for two days.

To help her communicate, her husband devised a system of taps.

One tap meant "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "Yes," seven taps meant "No," and 95 taps meant "Take out the garbage."

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I pulled into a gas station to get some air for my tires. The air machine now costs $1.25! Unbelievable. Well, I guess that's inflation for you.

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At my age, rolling out of bed in the morning is the easy part. Getting off the floor is a whole other story.

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For every tax problem there is a solution which is straightforward, uncomplicated and wrong.

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A man wrote to the Income Tax office, "I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income last year and have enclosed a check for $1,150. If I still can't sleep, I will send the rest."

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News Item= Jailed musicians are anxiously awaiting for their next release!

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Life is like a donut, you are either in the dough or in the hole.

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That all for today everyone, but me be back with more next week. And my human going to let me start something new for other days of week too, that mean more funny stuff to enjoy. Have nice week everyone!

Muffin.